This birth certificate belonged to Barack Hussein Obama.
We on the right claim it's a forged document, and we have empirical evidence that proves it.
The left of course will not even look at it, but they will call us every foul-mouthed name on the planet for having exposed it. They believe that we are engaged in a conspiracy to discredit His Royal Husseiness, simply out of racism, hate, jealousy, ad nauseum.
Awwwwwwwww, poor babies!
So, what additional evidence is there that proves this birth certificate is the fraud that it is? Hmmmm..what could there be?
How about something straight out of the mouth of His Remarkable Barackness? Something that not even the royal wife Queen Michelle couldn't even spin straight...
He's on the campaign trail some two years ago, and this clip was covered by his boot-licking yes-men at CNN. And by "boot-licking", well, just look at the shine on those shoes the next time you see him on the teevee (but that's another story). In this clip he says we have to keep a "solemn pact" with our veterans, a group of men and women he's betraying right now. And he's claiming as a "veteran" his father.
Yes, he says it point-blank. His father was a "veteran" who fought in World War II, came home and got his veteran's benefits.
Now, first, let's do the math. It's very simple math, so simple even a liberal can figure it out without a pocket calculator.
World War II was fought from 1939 to 1945.
The Royal Patrimonious, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was born in 1936, and he died in 1982.
World War II was fought from 1939 to 1945. Duke Barack the First was aged 3 when it began.
The Prince Regent Step-Patrimonius, Lolo Seotoro, was born in 1935, and died in 1987.
World War II was fought from 1939 to 1945. Prince Lolo was aged 4 when it began.
So, unless General George "Blood and Guts" Patton had an elite toddler division to drop rattles, binkeys, and soiled diapers on the enemy, Mr. Transparency's dear-old dad never made it to the front lines.
And since both the dear-ol'dad and the semi-dear-ol'step-dad are both foreign nationals - one a Kenyan college student, the other something else in Indonesia - how could His Holy Transparentness claim he applied for and received veteran's benefits? It was American veterans benefits he indicated in the above clip, wasn't it?
But of course the liberal left is going to spin this one into something else. "Uhhh, he misspoke hisself" they'll scream. "Uhhh, that's not what he said." "Uhhh, Michelle said that." "Uhhh, he was talking about his dog." "Uhhh, we'll blame Bush for it."
It would just be so much easier for the liberal looney-tunes left to accept the fact that the Transparent One, Barack Hussein Obama, is nothing but a pathological liar who is screwing them over, as well as everyone else in the country.
Real veterans included.