Somewhere in the background Michael Jackson's Thriller is playing, but these wretched masses don't have the soul for getting down. Matter o'fact, they'd much prefer to listen to the ring tone of...
There it is!
The shop window of the local Radio Shack. Several zombies spot the product...it has the ring tone...
"O-Baaaa-Maaaa ffffff-onnnne!" they moan as one. "O-Baaaa-Maaaa ffffff-onnnne!"
Apparently, the ring tone in question is the sound from an old-fashioned cash register. They like that.
"O-Baaaa-Maaaa ffffff-onnnne!" they moan again as they bang on the windows in a futile attempt to get at the prizes inside: a genuine Geeterbug cell phone with huge numbers and a special key that allows the zombie to rack up free bucks with an insta-dial to the local welfare office.
Think that's fiction? A collection of brain-dead zombies walking down a street, looking for freebies courtesy of Obama? Try looking at this video. This is reality:
No brains is why they were more than willing to sign a petition that allows the killing of infants after birth.
No brains is why they were more than willing sign a petition to repeal the First, Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh Amendments.
No brains is why they were more than willing to sign a petition allowing a Nazi takeover.
No brains is why they were more than willing to sign a petition supporting mandatory euthanasia on those deemed unfit for society.
Yesserie. Beware of Obama zombies. The least-informed, the least-intelligent members of society, the ones who think reality comes from the next exciting episode of American Idol. In short, they're stuck on stupid.
You really want to have your life run by a collection of idiots that are stuck on stupid?